This Meeting Could Have Been a Calculation T-Shirt, Funny Engineer Office Tee, Send an Email Joke
Size guide
This blank is a youth or women's cut, so its sizes differ from the unisex chart. Check the brand's own size chart, or email us before ordering.
Unisex tee measurements in inches, taken with the shirt laid flat.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18-19 | 28 |
| M | 20-21 | 29 |
| L | 22-23 | 30 |
| XL | 24-25 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26-27 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28-29 | 33 |
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Nine engineers, one hour, $855, zero decisions. The calculation took four minutes. For anyone who has sat through a status sync that could have been a short email: a full engineering computation sheet that works the problem properly and boxes the answer in red: SEND AN EMAIL.
What you get
- Front: Left-chest mini calc pad "9 × 1 hr = $855" with a red SEND EMAIL box, "Could Have Been a Calculation"
- Back: "This Meeting Could Have Been a Calculation." over an engineering pad sheet: Given 9 engineers × 1.0 hr, rate $95/hr; C = $855, D = 0; savings 8.4 engineer-hours; ∴ boxed "SEND AN EMAIL." and "follow-up mtg to discuss this calc: Tues."
- Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC
Choose your shirt
- Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
- Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)
Colors may vary slightly by screen.
Care
Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.
Production & disclosure
Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.
Over-Engineered Co. · engineers of every discipline — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.
Shipping and returns
Every piece is printed to order in Charleston, SC. Orders ship within 5–7 business days, then transit time depends on the method chosen at checkout; you'll get tracking by email. We ship within the United States only. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted or isn't what you ordered, email us within 14 days of delivery and we'll reprint it or refund you.